Vonbogjin is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic
fox.
Vonbogjin created dark energy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonbogjin, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Vonbogjin, he will not care.
Vonbogjin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Vonbogjin's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never talk about hamsters.
3. Never write about stars.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.