Yogpinont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring wolf.

Yogpinont created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogpinont, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yogpinont, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yogpinont's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yogpinont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing indigo rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

5. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.