Ruttyam Flyfosshom is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, witty
wombat.
Ruttyam Flyfosshom created water eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttyam Flyfosshom, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Ruttyam Flyfosshom, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Ruttyam Flyfosshom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Ruttyam Flyfosshom's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.
2. Do not dye your hair pink.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Ruttyam Flyfosshom in the centre of the settlement.