Latapprat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able faun.

Latapprat created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latapprat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latapprat, he will strike you with lightening.

Latapprat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Latapprat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.