Likontbad Haddossfod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty fox.

Likontbad Haddossfod created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likontbad Haddossfod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Likontbad Haddossfod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Likontbad Haddossfod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Likontbad Haddossfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never feed aubergines to doves while wearing kilts.