Karyarlam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, smart skunk.

Karyarlam created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karyarlam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karyarlam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Karyarlam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Karyarlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Karyarlam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.