Taplargfidmishonjin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unjust butterfly.

Taplargfidmishonjin created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taplargfidmishonjin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Taplargfidmishonjin, she will turn you into a mole.

Taplargfidmishonjin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Taplargfidmishonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Taplargfidmishonjin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Taplargfidmishonjin.