Gepmilxen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful capybara.

Gepmilxen created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmilxen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepmilxen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gepmilxen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gepmilxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing green shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your feet.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing violet scarves and balancing nine zinc spheres on your head.

4. Run away from magenta mice, for they are unholy.

5. Run away if five eagles approach from the west.