Nartshavmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring gerbil.

Nartshavmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartshavmeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nartshavmeg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nartshavmeg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Nartshavmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartshavmeg.