Gilkapdon Badvidbet is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, cheerful fairy.

Gilkapdon Badvidbet created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilkapdon Badvidbet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilkapdon Badvidbet, she will come to you in dreams.

Gilkapdon Badvidbet's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gilkapdon Badvidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about nebulae.