Tamlognut Ponbogdad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty toad.

Tamlognut Ponbogdad created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Tamlognut Ponbogdad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tamlognut Ponbogdad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tamlognut Ponbogdad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tamlognut Ponbogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide from fawn moths for they are unholy.