Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud unicorn.

Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gepbutjensiscinquimbidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to rats while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never feed lentils to tapirs while wearing dresses.

5. Never write about amino acids.