Gepfetved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing goose.

Gepfetved created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfetved, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gepfetved, he will strike you with lightening.

Gepfetved's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gepfetved's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepfetved first in all things.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gepfetved in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never look at planets.