Zimrul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent badger.

Zimrul created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrul, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zimrul, she will be very unhappy.

Zimrul's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six hamsters approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.