Nullrulgess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, stupid cat.

Nullrulgess created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Nullrulgess, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullrulgess, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nullrulgess' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nullrulgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to capybaras while wearing mauve hats.