Nantigtargflag Megquilljop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient duck.

Nantigtargflag Megquilljop created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantigtargflag Megquilljop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nantigtargflag Megquilljop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nantigtargflag Megquilljop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nantigtargflag Megquilljop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear pink skirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Nantigtargflag Megquilljop.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.