Dambafkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent beaver.

Dambafkip created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dambafkip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dambafkip, she will turn you into a frog.

Dambafkip's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dambafkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never run in the presence of horses.