Jenarmgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical otter.

Jenarmgid created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenarmgid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jenarmgid, it will cry a lot.

Jenarmgid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jenarmgid's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never wear green tights.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.