Gedbodmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy grasshopper.

Gedbodmeg created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedbodmeg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedbodmeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gedbodmeg's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gedbodmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Run away from white turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always obey Gedbodmeg's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.