Begart is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless hydra.

Begart created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begart, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Begart, it will destroy your home planet.

Begart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Begart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed bread to geese while wearing jumpers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Never hurt goats.