Pinhonweg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise octopus.

Pinhonweg created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinhonweg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pinhonweg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Pinhonweg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pinhonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat parsnips.