Wabsabpig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful spider.

Wabsabpig created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabsabpig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wabsabpig, it will make you grow a tail.

Wabsabpig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wabsabpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Always help goats.

5. Wabsabpig must be the most important thing in your life.