Ragnabsid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unjust crane.

Ragnabsid created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnabsid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ragnabsid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ragnabsid's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Ragnabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the south.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ragnabsid on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not take Ragnabsid's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.