Binrildibvid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring beaver.

Binrildibvid created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Binrildibvid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binrildibvid, he will turn you into a mole.

Binrildibvid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Binrildibvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing gray coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about galaxies.