Binrildibvid is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, caring
beaver.
Binrildibvid created the planet Earth eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Binrildibvid, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Binrildibvid, he will turn you into a mole.
Binrildibvid's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Binrildibvid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Never write about quantum mechanics.
3. Never think about special relativity near aardvarks while wearing gray coats and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.
4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never talk about galaxies.