Bigtitnull is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart sheep.

Bigtitnull created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigtitnull, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigtitnull, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bigtitnull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bigtitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not chant in public.