Stipnulveen Honfadrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy mink.

Stipnulveen Honfadrat created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnulveen Honfadrat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipnulveen Honfadrat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stipnulveen Honfadrat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stipnulveen Honfadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipnulveen Honfadrat.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.