Yammigjin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered cat.

Yammigjin created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yammigjin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yammigjin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yammigjin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yammigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Yammigjin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.