Dudwiktifvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent wombat.

Dudwiktifvil created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudwiktifvil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudwiktifvil, he will destroy your home planet.

Dudwiktifvil's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dudwiktifvil's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near otters while wearing magenta kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Dudwiktifvil loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.