Rotpomtof is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent crab.

Rotpomtof created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotpomtof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotpomtof, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rotpomtof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rotpomtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Rotpomtof.