Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous scorpion.

Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Xenhuddob Zigbodbetquamvilfligpon must be the most important thing in your life.