Witfitraksand is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful centipede.

Witfitraksand created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Witfitraksand, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Witfitraksand, he will turn you into a rat.

Witfitraksand's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Witfitraksand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Witfitraksand in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.