Latfiging Nurjabfab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent octopus.

Latfiging Nurjabfab created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Latfiging Nurjabfab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Latfiging Nurjabfab, it will turn you into a frog.

Latfiging Nurjabfab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Latfiging Nurjabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Latfiging Nurjabfab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Latfiging Nurjabfab.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Latfiging Nurjabfab.