Vignib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy hare.

Vignib created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vignib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vignib, he will not care at all.

Vignib's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vignib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to hamsters while wearing ear rings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.