Fasdusskab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident giraffe.

Fasdusskab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasdusskab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasdusskab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fasdusskab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fasdusskab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Always help sick pigs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about enzymes.