Budfatwip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental badger.

Budfatwip created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Budfatwip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Budfatwip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Budfatwip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Budfatwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not take Budfatwip's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing magenta trousers and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.