Afrillsit Shavbodged is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty dragon.

Afrillsit Shavbodged created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Afrillsit Shavbodged, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afrillsit Shavbodged, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Afrillsit Shavbodged's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Afrillsit Shavbodged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Hide from purple gulls for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never look in ponds.