Veentindiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving donkey.

Veentindiss created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Veentindiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Veentindiss, she will cry a lot.

Veentindiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Veentindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veentindiss.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.