Milligflagrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous bat.

Milligflagrat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milligflagrat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Milligflagrat, he will not invite you to parties.

Milligflagrat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Milligflagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near whales while wearing white boots.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Milligflagrat on top of important buildings.