Godcamgid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, proud cobra.

Godcamgid created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godcamgid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godcamgid, he will manifest in front of you.

Godcamgid's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Godcamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Godcamgid loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.