Cibyakgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving lion.

Cibyakgig created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibyakgig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibyakgig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cibyakgig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cibyakgig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Cibyakgig on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if five snakes approach from the west.