Rullcapbat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust spider.

Rullcapbat created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcapbat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rullcapbat, she will laugh at you.

Rullcapbat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rullcapbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rullcapbat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.