Damlimnigwon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, confident armadillo.

Damlimnigwon created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Damlimnigwon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Damlimnigwon, it will manifest in front of you.

Damlimnigwon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Damlimnigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white coats.

2. Damlimnigwon loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.