Spagnillcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous goose.

Spagnillcad created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Spagnillcad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spagnillcad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Spagnillcad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Spagnillcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Spagnillcad loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Spagnillcad on top of important buildings.