Tikloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong swallow.

Tikloop created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikloop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tikloop, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tikloop's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tikloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Put Tikloop first in all things.

5. Never mention aardvarks.