Zogbimgid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, wise gnu.

Zogbimgid created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Zogbimgid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zogbimgid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zogbimgid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zogbimgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing cyan jumpers.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near frogs while wearing mauve boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Zogbimgid loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Zogbimgid in the centre of the settlement.