Dagbedhog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented armadillo.

Dagbedhog created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbedhog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dagbedhog, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dagbedhog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dagbedhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagbedhog.

5. Do not covet oxen.