Arthablimbog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional penguin.

Arthablimbog created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Arthablimbog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arthablimbog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Arthablimbog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Arthablimbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Arthablimbog on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing blue corsets.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.