Gadhadgen Donfebshav is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, boastful mole.

Gadhadgen Donfebshav created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadhadgen Donfebshav, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadhadgen Donfebshav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gadhadgen Donfebshav's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gadhadgen Donfebshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gadhadgen Donfebshav on top of important buildings.