Gedfarmis is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody dragonfly.

Gedfarmis created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedfarmis, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedfarmis, he will turn you into a rat.

Gedfarmis' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gedfarmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.