Japhogjop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, resourceful mongoose.

Japhogjop created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Japhogjop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Japhogjop, he will curse you with boils.

Japhogjop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Japhogjop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill mice.